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Monday 2 December 2013

Blackberry Crush is THE BEST Flavor.

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The first thing I notice, as soon as I open the stylishly packaged bottle of blackberry crush breezer, is that my olfactory system is arrested with a delightful bouquet of luscious blackberry aroma.  And the unmistakable rich, delicious, fruity fragrance is so real, its as good as being instantly transported to some fetching countryside like Tuscany. And this is just the beginning of a pleasurable sensory joyride.


As soon as I take a sip of Blackberry crush breezer, it teases my taste buds with a sharp, zingy, gently tangy and vibrant flavor. Simultaneously a blast of fruity punch mesmerising my palate till it gently settles in as I am savoring (and recovering from) the awesomness I have just been hit with. The best part is that Blackberry crush is perfectly balanced, not too fruity like some sugary soda and yet not too strong to have you tipsy and tripping all over the place. It keeps your spirits high, gives you the required kick as you chug it down without the after affects of a strong hard drink. Its light, its fun. Every sip is like reliving the thrill that refuses to die down as long as you wish to savour or devour it as per your choice. The tingling after taste lingers long after I have finished my drink, enticing me to reach for another bottle to relive the blackberry crush experience.

Honestly, like most people i guess, I enjoy directly sipping my breezer from the glamourous yet light and easy to hold bottle. I notice a purple glow and while on the subject of colour, I noticed how the blackberry crush flamboyantly alternates between a shade of darky pansy purple before finally nodding towards a lighter tyrian purple as I pour it in a glass. The lights in my room dance tantalisingly on the crystal like sparkling  drops of the purple blackberry crush.

But do you wanna know the best part about Blackberry crush and why it is my favorite flavor? Because of the many memories associated to this delectable beverage. Be it chilling with friends on a hot sweaty summer noon or having a good time at the club with my chilled breezer in hand or even being saved from embarrassment when I have blackberry crush in my fridge to offer to surprise visitors that drop in unannounced at home, blackberry crush has had my back. I associate it with some of my best, fun and happy memories.Just relax, open the bottle and let the happy times roll in.

- S. Chaudhary
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Friday 4 October 2013

The curse of procrastination

The most precious thing in the world is time. Money that is lost can be recovered and tripled over time. Love lost can be won back. But time is non-renewable, irrecoverable once passed. Respect it the most. The most priceless and respectful gift you can ever give to anyone is your time. Because the time you spend talking to or listening to them, you could have invested in a 100 other things from creating a cure to a disease to simply sleeping or even wasting it!

A timely detection could prevent a disease. A help extended in time is of value or not at all. A timely tip/intervention can avert a disaster. Timely savings reap maximum results. Timely detection and propagation of talent largely improves chances of success.



The phrase that annoys me most is lets kill time! How can one possibly think of wasting that which is given to him in limited unit and is also perennially running out! Every single day one should think we have just 24 hours at our disposal and how can these be spent most efficiently and productively. If you wish to include leisure, by all means. And at times that is indeed necessary. However, a person who is productively busy will feel no need to take a "break" and from what?

Every single moment is a miracle. Realize that. Live it to the fullest. Carpe Diem!

- S. Chaudhary

Friday 13 September 2013

The future of shopping

Shopping in 2030! We are looking 17 years ahead. Presently in 2013 more and more consumers/ shoppers are gravitating towards technology (for instance online shopping) for a series of obvious advantages. Transport and communication are major contributing factors to how we shop today. We have come a long way from booking cars months in advance to getting the shopping done in an instant with just a click of the mouse, in the comfort of our house, at a time convenient to us. 17 years into the future i can only imagine that time will still be as precious as money and the present loopholes in the time gap between purchase and actual delivery will lessen all the more with newer, quicker and better technology which will keep on innovating. Payment mode, delivery system and mode of shopping should undergo tremendous change making shopping easier and quicker This is how i envisage the future of shopping :

(1) Marriage of the vending machine and ATM system :  Just as there is an ATM machine, there would be an ATS machine (Any Time Shopping.) Consumers who happen to work late into the night and perhaps get just a day off at their disposal for shopping (which they otherwise might prefer to spend relaxing or socializing) are especially worried as they have to dash to the nearest convenient store/ supermarket before it shuts down for the day or rely on another person to do their shopping for them. If there could be a touch screen ATS machine available near residential areas (or outside malls and major super markets that usually closes down by 10 pm). These machines would allow the shoppers the option and freedom to shop at even 3 am. It would be extremely convenient to the customers. The touch screen could show the complete list of items divided into categories ranging from consumer durables to fmcgs, complete with brand and mrp information for easy surfing. There could also be a segment to insert the quantity of goods. After the list is ticked, checked and entered by the customer, he would get the final amount of his shopping. Similar to a simple vending machine, the customer would  first pay this amount, then receive a receipt and an output slot where he would automatically receive his goods purchased. In case of a big appliances like say a refrigerator or washing machine, only the shoppers registered with the supermarket would be offered this special facility. Since the registered customers credentials and paper work are already stored into the markets database, they will be given a unique ID number/ card that would instantly recognize the customer and enable them to use this facility. The customer could go through the various brands and compare the prices and make his final decision. This saved entry would be saved in the system and the customer would get the delivery of the appliance instantly, say within an hour.Again a prepaid transaction and the customer will get a receipt that he can show at the time of receiving the goods.

(2) There is smart phone so there will be smart shopping : With the growth of technology, assuming most of the shopping will be done either online or using smart phones, customers could download applications of their favorite/ nearest supermarkets. These apps could be customized by the shopper. Say the customer shops a months worth of goods once in a month he could feed in the data of goods he will buy each month like toothpaste, soap, tissue roll etc. Now upon activation of this application, he will get a reminder alert on a particular date that is set by the shopper. Settings will remain flexible and can be easily updated by the shopper and the shopper can also frequently change his choice/ brands or include a few new items before entering the list. The app could also send reminder alerts of fresh brands available in the store and based on the information/ details that customer feeds into the app,the search could be further narrowed down and customised depending on individual budget, cosmetics for a particular skin type, festival shopping, anniversary day shopping reminders, new product information, etc. Again it could be a prepaid system or cash on delivery mode of payment, convenient to the customer. One could also customise time and place of delivery.

(3) 3D virtual tour : Car showrooms or high end luxury products may even provide apps that show the product in a 3d motion picture format complete with list of features, price, warranty, guarantee and competing brands information available on the smart phone. All the customer needs to do is click on his favorite product and buy.

(4) Mall on wheels : Instead of getting dressed and going out for shopping why not get the mall at the shoppers doorstep? For prompter delivery, there will be special shopping vans that patrol speific areas. Customers will have to register their location and contact details to avail this facility. Each van will have a phone and all the the customer has to do is call on this number to the van allocated to his area and mention his shopping list. He will receive the goods immediately.

(5) For shoppers who don't wish to download apps, the good old call and sms service would also be present albeit with technological advancements. They would just need to register, call or message their shopping list and quantity and receive the delivery at their doorstep.

(6) Mode of payment : In addition to cash on delivery, Plastic money (debit and credit cards) there would be a prepaid shopping  syste where you could pay a lumpsum amount to your regular store and shop without having to carry cash all the time,as long as the deposit amount is exhausted. A unique shopping card, similar to a debit card can be issued to customers for swiping and reminder alerts can be activated to update them about the remaining balance.

-S. Chaudhary


Tuesday 10 September 2013

The Character Contest - Jacob Hills

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My Characters :

(1) Prem Rathod and Lata: Prem is the Director and Chief Operating Officer of the war College. His small dwarf-like shrunken frame somewhat contradicts the weight of his title and the scope of his powers at the college. Now, well into his fifties, Prem was once, an aspiring soldier himself. Prem has still not been able to come to terms with the fact that he was "never good enough for the uniform" and despite the perks and the pay, he considers his present post to be that of a glorified peon. In his mind, he is still that knight in shining armour, the alpha male braveheart who "deserved" to be at the border, fighting valiant battles and not cooped up in some office of a college for training amateurs. Extremely soft spoken, sweet and a timid man who often comes across as a pushover. So it would shock anyone if they were to ever find out his addiction to Sadism in bed. Belts, baton or his plain bare and strong hands, nothing is off limits when it comes to torturing his frightened little docile wife Lata. Theirs was an arranged marriage and soon enough, Lata found out about her husbands kinky inclinations and "perversions." The fact that she could never bear him a child made her mentally justify the "well-deserved "retributions. Atleast she could please him in some little consolatory way and make up for her shortcomings. A shell of a woman, Lata has resigned to her fate and deftly learned the art to cover up her bruises with make up and her pain with an effortless, practised smile.

(2) Major (Retd.) Rajdeep Varma : A retired army Major and honorary trainer at the college, MajorVarma is a hard task master. A strict disciplinarian and notorious for his austere and ruthless training methods, Major Varma is known to have punished young officers, making them run 20 laps of the extensive college grounds for reporting even 2 minutes late to his class.( Many officers had collapsed and some seriously injured under his training.) A proud man, Major Varma had lost his right leg in the Sino Indian war of 1962. It was not just the leg that he lost in that horrific war. The incident made him a bitter, frustrated and extremely vindictive man filled with hatred and contempt, especially for the "enemy nations." His strong intolerant prejudices and dogmatic views that reflected in his teachings included "have no mercy for your enemies or prisoners because they will show no mercy towards you." Men at war are creatures thirsty for blood in his opinion and he believes in training men to become apathetic robots, devoid of basic humanity.

(3) Dr. Nikhil Ranjan : An in-house paramedic stationed at Jacob Hills. Dr. Nikhil is extremely good looking, charming and of pleasing manners. His over friendliness with Eva may come across as "flirting" to an unsuspecting eye and that is because Nikhil knows how to cleverly put on a show. The fact is he is a closet homosexual and has never been attracted to any woman in his life. In the strange and relatively conservative 1980's, when alternate sexual orientations were relatively unheard of and also a strong taboo, Nikhil was comfortable in his own skin. Having dogded the initial confusion, resistance and finally reconciling with his inclination. Taking undue advantage of his position, he would often make the young, ripped and unsuspecting officers strip their clothes on the pretext of 'regular health check ups or physical examination' and ogle at their raw, over whelming masculinity. And then one day he found George and instantly fell in love with the brave officer. He couldn't bear the sight of the madly in love and much married George and Eva, hand in hand walking into the club in the evenings or at other social gatherings. Filled with a raging jealousy and intense contempt for Eva, Nikhil never for once showed his true colours, always chatting her up as a long lost friend, staying true to his philosophy of keep your friends close and enemies closer.

(4) Lt. Mohit Kapoor, Priya and Soumya : Good looking, charismatic and hyper. That would describe Lt. Mohit Kapoor, stationed at the college as a physical trainer. A big time flirt, he is suspected of having hooked up with Major Singh's bored wife Saryu once. Eva, is a trophy waiting to be scooped up by him. Having never been turned down by any woman in the past, Mohit feels his precious pride and  infallible "record" are at stake if he doesn't get to nail Eva. The more she pushes away his advances, the more aggressive, impatient and obvious he gets in his "mission. Dr. Nikhil had recently congratulated and informed Mohit that his wife Priya is pregnant with twins. However, the rumours doing the rounds in hushed tones is that the children could very well be that of Gary, what with Mohit and Priya being regular patrons of Gary and Pam's swingers club. They also have a 4 year old duaghter Soumya. Could she be the next target of the mystery killer?

(5) Reverend Martis : Father Frank Martis, the Reverend at the old church near Jacob Hills is a sweet, compassionate, simple yet worldly wise man. His heart is buried with infinite secrets of the many brutalities, terrible sins and transgressions he has heard and counselled over the years. Strong, formidable officers have broken down inconsolably in the confession box with the line "Father forgive me for I have sinned"... As for Reverend Martis, he has always been extremely understanding and forgiving, helping troubled souls heal and halve their miseries by lending them an empathetic ear. After a woman's body was found under the black cross, the special investigating officer had questioned the reverend who claimed he was absolutely clueless. But is the there more to the reverend than what meets the eye? Does he know much more than any and everyone? Does his list of secrets include the identity of the killer as well?

(6) Inspector Ram : Inspector Ram at the local police station is always running into trouble with the authorities at Jacob Hills. Often over-stepping his authority and jurisdiction due to an ambiguous definition of periphery of power of the military station in his area and also because of his strong, unreasonable dislike for the place. He feels he is the King of the world, ruling in his tiny seat in his tiny little fiefdom and the officers at the college 'show him his place', mock his titular sense of power. Like an eager hawk, he is waiting for just that one slip up on part of any of the officers at the college, just to bring down the establishment on its knees and then show them who is the boss, who really is "in charge." Hearsay and idle gossip have provided him ample hunches about the swingers club and drunk officers at the college and other glaring irregularities at the college, but he needs concrete evidence and something bigger and better to book them. Forever, on the lookout he is secretly dating and working hand in glove with Shivani to keep closer tabs on his "pet project" Jacob Hills.

(7) Journalist Shivani : A young, budding amateur journalist, Shivani hopes to become a formidable force to reckon with in the field of media. She is looking out for that one Watergate Scandal moment or a Clinton Lewinsky kind of controversy that will rock the nation and make her an over night sensation. Inspector Ram has kept her hopeful and interested with "something fishy is going on behind those huge walls, the journalist in you needs to unearth the guarded and ugly truth and be the hero, this great nation is waiting for."  From a distance, Shivani is carrying on her own investigations, but will she learn the truth before anyone else? And if she does, will she live to tell?

(8) Agent X : The key link between the Government the the miliatry college. The invisible master mind and "soul" of Jacob Hills, he over rides every other designation deployed at the war college and over-sees everything right from the smooth functioning, budget approvals and takes a keen personal interest in the file of every final recruit from the college. No one has ever seen him and there are many theories regarding  his identity and existence. No one directly acknowledges his existence yet everyone is aware of his presence. Some feel that agent X is indeed the figment of some fertile imagination while some feel he is either Prem Rathod or perhaps the special investigating officer on the case. Whether real or unreal, he is known to sniff a simmering controversy at the outset, that could tarnish the college's reputations and is known for nipping it right in the bud. Heavily guarded files have known to suddenly disappear and officers transferred overnight, and all of this is attributed to Agent X. A true patriot, he will stop at nothing to protect his nation and the unit he is entrusted with and sworn to protect. What is it that links him to Eva? Is he her only hope and friend or her worst enemy endangering her life?

- S. Chaudhary


Friday 16 August 2013

Why the Dhoom 3 Motion Poster got it right



Bollywood has recently discovered Motion poster and this marketing trend is catching up. It is exciting! Earlier, the first glance of any highly awaited movie would be a teaser, now its moved on to a motion poster. A picture is worth a thousand words, so this is a very powerful and effective tool, provided it is used well. The motion poster of the third and latest instalment of the successful Dhoom Franchise (released on August 13th and already crossed 15 lakh views on youtube!) has understood the essence of a motion poster and got it spot on.

Technically superlative. Crisp sound effects of blaring sirens, helicopters, walkie talkie mixed with the rousing background including the signature Dhoom tune. Amazing sound mixing and panning effect across the left and right speakers is great too. And the teriffic sound is blended well with an interesting visual. Pull back from a cloudy, gloomy Chicago sky slowly revealing the back of a formidable anti-hero overlooking the imposing skyline. The experience is akin to decrypting an open-to-intepretation painting at an art exhibition. Its hiding and yet at the same time revealing. You cannot see the villian's face (no brainer it is Aamir Khan) so you can't see his expressions yet you are aware something nefarious and sinister is going on in his mind as he watches over a city like a keen and predatory eagle. And is the sense of chaos a harbinger to an impending catastrophe or the visuals post the disaster. Keeps you guessing. Love the concept of releasing the motion poster before a motion picture. And congrats to yrf team on a fab job. It succeeds in creating the desired impact.

-S. Chaudhary
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The Importance of Savings and How to Save

As Warren Buffet once said - Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. I can not even begin to emphasize the importance of savings. My only regret, I learnt this lesson much later in life (and remember its never too late to start saving). Though I wish I had opened my eyes to its affects and methods, I would have been better off today and who doesn't wish to be better off than what they already are? Anyway, regret is a non-productive emotion so learning from my mistake, let me share some wise gems i have stumbled upon along the way :

(1) Save every single instalment of income : Yes, I know what I am saying may sound a bit of a stretch, like a miser talking but it is valid and doable. Set a percentage. If you want to save aggresively than 50% save and 50% set aside for spendings. A little more practical and long term ratio should be somewhere around 20 % savings and 80% expenditure from your total income. You know your budget best. After taking into consideration deductions like EMIs, utility bills, travel and conveyance, rent, etc. set aside part of income again for smooth functioning of every day life such as shopping of food or clothes, hanging out,etc. And the rest should immediately be locked away as savings.

(2) Save first, spend later : A healthy habit is to mentally calculate the amount you will spend and save and then immdediately as the figures are decided, go ahead and save. Lock away the funds and do not procrastinate as some or the other expense will show up. Money is always lesser than needs so learn to cheat your indulgent side and go save. If you think money slips through your fingers the moment you earn it then especially do this.

(3) A Rupee saved is a Rupee Earned : Don't be disheartened by the fact that after so many deductions you will hardly be saving a very tiny amount. Drops make an ocean so don't worry if you are even able to save just 5 bucks or 500. Even if you manage to regularly save just Rs. 500 a month as savings, then after a year you will have Rs. 6000! Isn't that a better figure than zero. Keep a small box or glass jar or better still a piggy bank and save coins and small change as well. These seemingly 'insignificant' savings have rescued me in the past.

(4) Rainy day : We were taught the importance of savings in kindergarten (remember Aesop's fable - The ant and the grasshopper). Old age will come and it will not be kind. You can work hard now and save up for the future when your limbs or brain may not support you. Sorry to paint such a morbid pucture but we have no way of knowing whats in store for us say 20 years from now. So while it is best to hope for the best, prepare for the worst and savings help you do just that.

(5) Peek into the future : If you haven't yet set financial goals then just ask yourself this question. Why save? And then picture your future - Do you want foreign vacations with family? What about your kids education and fees? What about medical emergencies? What if at some point you decide to start a business and need finance for that? What about yor assets like home and car? Do you wish to own and expand them? For yourself and your family? There is inflation and prices will keep going up in the future too. Have you provided immunity to yourself and your loved ones so that the price pinch doesn't hurt? You will know where you stand and how aggressive you need to be to start saving .

(6) Never stop : Do you stop brushing your teeth after a while? Do you stop eating and breathing? Alright, I may be just stating bodily functions but the point is expenses like electricity, food and clothes are life long and so should your habit of saving be. Never be satisfied if at all you have reached a certain goal. Diversify your portfolio. It's not about being greedy, it's plain common sense. If at all you hit a phase where say you are jobless or aren't making enough to make ends meet then it is understandable to take a break from savings. But as soon as the party starts, start saving again if you wish the party to continue for life, long after you have retired and have a dozen grand children to take care of.

(7) Don't just save, make your earnings earn for you : There are many investment options available today. First try and establish a safe portfolio with limited risks (these often have limited returns as well.) And once you reach this threshold, diversify and take small calculated risks to reap in more benefits. A professional financial consultant should be able to guide you more in this regard. Search around, seek the correct advice.

(8) Millionaire in the crib : Teach your children, the value and respect for money and the importance of saving. Install in them, since a young age the habit of saving. I am definitely not saying that you should not indulge them! That would be cruel and what would childhood memories be made of if not pampering them silly! However, side by side train them now so that they don't grow up to be impractical adults who find it impossible to save. Teach the difference between basic necessary spendings and extravagance. You can buy them a small cute piggy bank as a birthday gift and keep track of their hard earned savings and gently encourage them every now and then. It will be a valuable lesson and they will thank you for life.

- S. Chaudhary
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Happy Ending Versus Right Ending

I recall watching 3 movies recently. Tower Heist, Rise of the planet of the apes and Looper. Personally, I am a sucker for happy endings (sad endings depress me, make me restless even though its just a movie!) I realised that all three movies do not have happy endings but right endings and yet I felt content.

So what exactly is this difference between a happy ending vis-a-vis a right ending?

Given his noble intention of stealing back what rightfully belonged to him and his staff, I would have loved Kovaks character walking away scot-free like the rest of his gang in Tower Heist. However, a sentence albeit tantamount to a slap on the wrist was necessary instead of all of them getting away because no matter the best of intentions, a crime had been committed.

Everyone is happy eventually as they get back more than what was wrongfully stolen from them (indeed their investements tripled as Kovaks had aspired initially) however Kovaks in a jumpsuit in the end was a kind of dampener on a perfectly happy ending. Still, it endeared him even more as he took the fall for the team and also the crime did not go unpunished. A bitter sweet end yet a right ending.

I would have hoped that in Rise of the planet of the apes, Caeser returns to Will, to his safe, protected and innocent life again. That they find a cure for the humanity killing virus ALZ-113. (that is an open window to a sequel, everyone is interested in finding out how it plays out.)  However, they show Caesar going back to his natural environment, where he truly belongs and thereby fulfilling what nature intended for him. Bitter sweet again yet an absolutely right end. Though it doesn't fulfill what I had selfishly hoped for, I am not complaining.

Joe kills himself in Looper so as to stop a chain of reactions that would lead Cid to become a ruthless, bitter murderer, driven by vengeance in the future. He gives Cid a chance to grow up normally, supported by his mothers love, support and a caring, encouraging environment, thereby saving many lives in the future but sacrificng his own life, desires and aspirations for that to happen.  I would have wanted Joe to somehow escape and live, mend his ways and realise a meaningful life yet his action and its consequences are apt and acceptable.

Now, I don't need to highlight the importance of endings. Endings are as crucial as the whole movie. So it may not have turned out what i would have hoped for but at the end of the movie I feel content. One may guess and trace its roots in humanity's inherent sense of right and wrong that we learn to make our peace and eventually accept what is correct in real and reel life. That is why a right ending is more appropriate and satisfactory than a happy ending.

- S. Chaudhary
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Thursday 15 August 2013

What Hindi TV Serials can learn from Western TV shows

Here is a list of the mistakes we make and how we can improve :

(1) Lazy Writers : Imagine the effect a cleverly written scene will have where your audience will very naturally end up learning a valuable ideal or end up hating a character and understand why he or she is wrong without being spoon fed. To give an example, in the initial seasons of Desperate Housewives, Bree's son Andrew's deeds and actions justified what a jerk he was. The scenes were so evocative and self explanatory that the audiences naturally gravitated towards Bree and it was crystal clear as to why Andrew was such an anathema. However, our tv serial writers believe in preaching. There will be long repititive dialogues that will eventually bore you and you take back nothing from them. Like in a recent serial that i was watching, the protagonists kept harping in almost two lengthy scenes, about the importance of girl child. Though  I get the noble intention here, i simply cannot forgive the crude and lazy manner in which it was presented. Why talk when you can show? Isn't that breaking a very basic rule of creative writing for the screen. When you have the power of visual why read it out like a speech from a book. How primitive and unimaginative is that. Like spoon feeding the audience. I will blame the writers here. It doesn't matter you are always pressed for time and are required to churn out fresh ideas relentlessly like clockwork. But that is what you get paid for! Also you cannot afford to take your audience for granted. Also, a key element that many tend to overlook is that with set top box and internet, foreign channels are easily available. So now just Indian channels and same time slot programmes are not your only competition. Wake up to the fact that you are competing on a global level and there is no turning back now. If anything, this competition will only get more fierce with time.

(2) Lack of "real" drama : I will blame the writers here again. Because most of the plots lack a very real drama that should naturally tense the audience, we rely heavily on and mis-use other tools like too many slow motions, unnecessary round trolley shots, blaring back ground score, over acting and the now famous 3 back to back repetitive close up/ panning shots. Its like shoving a scene down your throat in a failed attempt to eventually evoke some inkling of dread. I never find myself naturally saying "Oh my God" and fervently rooting for any character in any setting. Also stretching a scene or drama beyond the required time in a failed attempt to exaggerate the impact or simply to buy/kill more time. It just shows you have no respect for your audience's valuable time. Why not instead use your brain to create situations that are naturally so powerful n full of drama that there is no need for such cheap, unintelligent tactics. Tools like background, camera work, mood lighting can enhance the scene to create a powerful emotion/ impact on the audience. So sad to see it all go to such woeful waste. I never see a western series ever wasting even a single episode. You are hooked because every time the story moves forward, there is ample of material to look forward to. They respect their audiences' time and intelligence. Here an entire episode can be dedicated to flashbacks, slow motions, wailing picturised on some filmy song!

(3) Treating your audiences like fools : Gimmicks like plastic surgery, resurrection, lost and found twin are so done to death, predictable and laughable i wonder if the audience buys it anymore. Come on! Really now? Also tacky CGI gives me goosebumps.

(4) Regressive : There is a very dangerous trend these days that many serials are following. It shows the men as total jerks, ill treating women and women are not just putting up with this unacceptable behaviour, they are in love with such men!!! I dont know what kind of sick masochistic pleasure the writers derieve from such potrayal but what i can't fathom is that inspite of repetitive misbehaviour, why can't they show a strong independent woman slapping such a jerk and leaving him for good? What is she scared of? Why can't they show she doesn't need to put up with such atrocities and is capable of  finding a decent job and better deserving lover and that this jerk is not the end of the world? And how can she ever love such a person? A woman who despite his bad behaviour tags along and finally manages to 'transform' the bad boy is hailed and revered! Millions follow the show. What kind of sick message does it send out? That men can get away with being the spoilt sport, it is the woman's duty to put up with such despicable attitude cause she lacks an alternative choice and that she is the one who will transform him into a good guy! I personally feel relations should be given a fair and patient chance to be fixed and mended before they are permanently tossed away for good but I or any self respecting woman for that matter, would never ever put up with a guy who mistreats me with his words and actions. Love is totally out of question! What are these serials teaching the impressionable youth, it scares me.


(5) Lack of diversity : While American tv series can indulge and spoil you with a plethora of choices from a Supernatural to Sex and city to Entourage to Game of thrones, Hindi tv writers/ makers are scared to take creative risks.

(6) Lack of originality/ unique ideas : Very few serials here attempt to try out something totally out of the box and mind boggling. Even if they do, they are handicapped by lack of proper infrastructure to keep it real. Dexter - about a do-gooder serial killer, Prison break - a gripping adventurous plot about escape from prison and nail biting yet believable roadblocks, Breaking Bad - desperate circumstances that make a law abiding citizen turn rogue, 24 - an interesting pattern for a show and they never lack material per episode for what goes on in a matter of just an hour, thats commendable! Even sitcoms like Seinfeld - amazing writing or Friends or How i met your mother. Even UK is superior in content when it comes to Sherlock holmes series, IT crowd, Spaced, etc. Pull up your socks, we are light years behind in terms of intelligent writing.

(7) Caught in a time warp : The characters in some of our tv serials appear to be suspended in some kind of a time warp. They sleep with such heavy jewellery and golden or purple eyes shadows (really now). The hair is always perfect and permed and they always seem dressed for a party, no matter where the scene is going! I don't know whether the makers are deliberately doing it to showcase production value and grandeur, which they have eventually succeeded at, unfortunately at the cost of taking it far away from reality. Why would you do that and distract from the main plot? Or are you compensating for the lack of it?  Also in the name of "indianising" your story telling for the local audience, writers dumb down the scenes. If its great and complicated have faith your audience will understand and lap it up.

(8) Ignoring a large section of modern audience : Most of the shows these days are set in a rural setting. Matter of fact, that is not an issue provided the plot is gripping. But with the writers busy re-inforcing ancient, redundant, outdated and regressive ideals or morals drilling it night after night into the minds of millions of their viewers that in the process they are neglecting a major chunk of educated, modern audience that could be residing both in the urban as well as rural areas. Plus, those of us who have access to foreign shows can calibrate, disapprove and dismiss the sub-standard quality of content available here. And for those sections of the audience that still doesn't have access to western shows and superior writing, why take them for granted? Its like selling black and white phones just because the consumer is still unaware about iphones and smart phones! Budgetary constraints are understandable (in fact that doesn't seem to be much of a problem as I don't see many sci-fi or special effects/cgi based shows on our channels, and the rest are doing pretty well in terms of production value) but I simply fail to understand why we can't compete on a creative level? And if we are lagging behind then the only obvious excuse is we are not applying ourselves enough. Thats laziness. Don't ignore the thinkers in the audience by justifying the tag "idiot box". Imagine if the writing is terrific and the content is good, it will be devoured religiously by both the hitherto untapped thinkers in the audience as well as the loyal plain entertainment seeking group

(9) Zero shades of grey : We like our characters either all black or all white, meaning either angel or devil. Has it ever occured to the makers that grey are more relatable and real characters? Plus, there is so much to play around with if a character has grey shades, he can forever keep his audience guessing. Sadly writers here don't like or use this shade frequently.

(10) Self Sympathy : When will we stop feeling sorry for ourselves? I have often heard makers here say that, the west may be advanced in technology but we here are rich as far the emotional angle goes, human story is our USP. I don't agree. The writers here seemed to be confused between making the audience root for the character (which could stem from either their well deserving cause, circumstance or a strong etched character that naturally demands audiences support) and between just buckets of tears over nothing and just feeling sorry and sympathy for all the wrong that has happened to them. Even if its cinematically and creatively acceptable and at times inevitable  to show a characters break down in order to show their transformation and to take the story forward, our writers take entire episodes and sometimes whole seasons to move on whereas their western counterparts will show the transformation in about 10 seconds and more effectively. Why do we love to linger? Again i guess lack of content makes us stretch and exploit scenes and emotions. When will the protagonists earn my respect and inspire me by getting up and changing their situations after a major betrayal or mighty fall? Thats the stuff memorable heroes and worship worthy charaters are made of.  Where are the jaw dropping scenes, mind boggling twists and turns, intensely moving and justified emotions that will make me return to the tube night after night?

I am still waiting. And its a long wait.

Every day millions tune in. TV is such a powerful medium. Imagine the kind of impact it can and does have on society, the kind of positive transformation one can cause to an individual or group. Of course tv is basically a tool for entertainment but when such a gigantic power is at the hands of limited people who can affect a larger section then why not use it effectively. Even if you focus on just entertaining atleast prepare, do your homework and brain storming and do your job right. Don't continually ham. That is not entertainment. Certainly not by global standards.

Its amazing how I can sit down to watch only 1 episode of say Prison Break, times flies and much later I realise that I am at episode 12 and I still can't afford to take even a pee break ! It is THAT ENGROSSING. And whenever my folks at home turn on the television I can't bear to watch it beyond 4 minutes! And beyond that if i dare, I would need a Disprin (what with all the unecessary wailing, preaching, lingering, bad writing.) Not exaggerrating but it is THAT BAD. Also when I say what we can "learn" from western shows, I do not mean simply copying or a shameless rip-off. I mean to get down to actually learning the writing techniques but ultimately creating your own original content for your loyal audience, that has been taken for granted for far too long.
- S. Chaudhary

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Monday 12 August 2013

Top 5 Best workouts to Lose Weight Fast!

If you are looking for the fastest and most efficient ways to burn extra fat or simply stay in shape, here's a list of workouts that have worked best for me from time to time:

(1) Power yoga - "I feel as though my heart is about to explode" dats how i describe my power yoga workout session to my friends. If you are looking for a serious, exhausting workout, my vote goes to the good old power yoga. Most of all, the Surya Namaskaar works and tones the entire body and sends the blood rushing to the head. It is the BEST.


(2) Spinning - This is what i like to call my 'party workout'. Amazing music, mostly dance tracks set the pulse racing and the lighting adds to the mood. Its like working out at a club. Fun, youthful yet energetic way to break a sweat. Plus a group of upbeat spinners and a motivating trainer drive you to achieve better results.

(3) Swimming - Simply fun. If you wish to workout without feeling like you have worked out, swimming will help burn some serious calories in a fun way. Imagine 20 laps in an hour, you should get out of the pool  feeling you have done a purposeful workout and still feel  relaxed at the same time.

(4) Kick boxing - Had a terrible day at office? Want to vent it out on a punching bag? Kick boxing should serve the purpose. On a serious note, the kicks tone the lower body and abdominal area as well whereas the punches help tone your arms, so again a full body workout. In addition, you add  a little to your martial arts skill sets.

(5) Jogging - Dont have the money for gym membership or expensive classes? Get in those track pants and sneakers and start jogging. If that sounds like a difficuilt task, start by walking 20 minutes and gradually, as your body gets accustomed to a new regime, start brisk walking and eventually jogging. Jogging at intervals should get the best results (as in brisk walk for 2 minutes followed by a 3 minute jog follwed by brisk walking for 2 minutes and so on for a particular session of 15 minutes.)


Important : Please consult and check with your physician before embarking on any physical activity. Do not start any strenous workout if you are suffering from back or knee problems or any other ailments. Have appropriate gear, footwear fit for the particular workout and have a professional trainer to guide you properly through you journey.. Always start with warm ups and end workouts with a cool down. Your trainer should be able to educate you more extensivley on the subject. Stay hydrated by taking regular tiny sips of water or energy drink in between workouts to avoid cramps and fatigue. Stretch  regularly and stretch right. And most of all listen to your body and do only as much as you can without injuring yourself. All the Best!
- S. Chaudhary
(Team Monies Worth)
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GAME OF THRONES- SEASON 4 - WHY WAIT?

Here's the thing about the tv series "Game of Thrones." It gets better and better with every season. Ned Starks beheading heralding the imminent war in Season 1. The build up to the actual battle and Tyrions mind blowing performance in Season 2, and the famous jaw dropping - heart stopping Red wedding (you did NOT see that coming, unless of course you have read the original book.) Season 3 has ended with its own set of unanswered questions and sweet promises to eagerly look forward to in the upcoming Season 4. Like, obviously First of all, The major Starks have all been wiped out, so NOW WHAT? Bran is discovering his super power and Arya has the will and vengeance but is that enough to go to war against the mighty, crafty and ruthless Lannisters? In a far away land, slowly and steadily, Khaleesi's might, army and dragons are growing bigger and more ferocious with every passing season. Just and fair, strong and determined, a natural leader and a compassionate soul, her servants as well as kingdom refer to her as Mhysa or Mother make her the perfect contender for the throne. But does she deserve it more than Stannis Baratheon, who after King Roberts death is the true heir and has the most legitimate claim to the throne? But if legitimacy is the deciding factor then King Robert himself did not deserve to be sitting on the throne, as it was after his predecessor - the Mad King (who as a matter of fact was a Targayrean) was slayed, that King Robert came to inherit the throne. And speaking of inheritance, does that qualify King Roberts bastard child Gendry as a front runner and true heir because of the immediate royal connection?

Another interesting thing about the series is that each clan has a unique power - The power to enter into and control anothers mind (which by the way is my favorite of all), Wolves, Dragons, Shadowy formless child of Stannis (who/what is that?!), Giants, Cannibals, etc. which uncannily reminds me of a video game called Mortal Combat. There was a player who could throw ice n freeze n bash his opponent, whereas one could throw sharp fans to cut her enemy. One player's power was killer karate moves whereas another threw balls of fire at his foe. No wonder kids were hooked for hours and math grades nose-dived southwards, nonetheless it was INTERESTING.  The point i am trying to make here is that GOT manages to bring the appeal of video game to tube and that's simply brilliant. Like an addictive video game, Game Of Thrones keeps you riveted.

And of course who can forget the SCARY white walkers! (A quick mention here about the visual of the white walker thats been  created. Simply Wow...Again WOW! Now i am not easily frightened but damn that face still gives me the chills, so kudos to the team.) While the kingdoms are caught up in their 'tiny' little wars and squabbles, the actual threat is beyond the damn wall. I mean guys, wake up, get focussed, you are up against dead people. Using copious amounts of will power, i have willed myself into not reading the original book and see through the spoilers rife on the net because I LOVE being shocked, amazed and moved by each episode as it unfolds skillfully. It makes me speculate endless permutations/ combinations as in will there come a time when the warring sides will temporarily join forces to wipe out the greater threat of white walkers first? Obviously survival is a far more pressing matter than who gets to wear the crown! So Lords and Ladies, prioritize. Will then Khaleesi lend her dragons to burn all the white walkers, as thats what will stop hundreds probably thousands of them (or abundant quantities of pig shit aka wildfire that did the trick in season 2? )
And after the white walkers are taken care of could then Bran enter and control Khaleesi's mind and make her give orders to destroy her own army and dragons against her will? And then perhaps Stannis's son could step rather crawl into the picture and kill both Khaleesi and Bran as how can you fight a formless shadow, unless the Lannisters have somehow managed to crack its solution in season 4. Will they resort to pyromancy, sorcery, witch craft or will the writers come up with a totally different angle and outcome. Thats another USP of the show, it makes you think and take wild guesses. It involves you.

Then of course one is also waiting to see Theon's sister exact her 'earned' vengeance, as a sister. She has set sail on her fastest ship with her 50 best killers, wonder how that will turn out? And now with Jaime back into the picture, looking forward to his equations with Cersie, Tyrion, Tywin and Joffrey. Will Cersie and Jaime jointly plot to put off her impending wedding to Loras and also eliminate the bete noire Margarey? Or will the sly Margarey use Joffrey and outsmart the twins? Will Sansa eventually come around and fall for the irrestistibly charming and caring husband Tyrion? If yes, what about Shae? Will the onion knight finally bury the hatchet with and become a follower of the Red Priestess? Will Stannis truly be a King as he sees in the fire or is it just a trick? Will King Robert's bastard survive the wrath of the Red Priestess? What is next
in store for Khaleesi? Is the latest entrant in her army trustworthy? Will Arya return to the mysterious man from season 2 and sharpen her skills to go to war? What does the gentle yet dangerous Varys truly want? Will the over ambitious Lord Baelish, who hasn't been upto some mischief for quite long, wreak sudden havoc? And what about the white walkers? Like a game of snakes and ladders, Game of Thrones is full of unexpected twists and turns, palace conspiracies, lying and hiding, back stabbing, political ambition, strong characters, revenge and valor, magic and fantasy...oooh....With all its key ingredients in place Game of Thrones is a perfect, potent cocktail, you can't get enough off!
Hope Season 4 is bigger, better and more mind boggling.
-  S. Chaudhary
(Team MoniesWorth)
















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